Everything going on in the hotel is known and controlled by me.
Disturbances, unplanned interruptions, or unscheduled events don't happen.
Anything that should happen, will.
Anything that shouldn't, won't.
Have no fear, I'm in control.
Forget everything, and let me handle it.
Be pleased and have whatever you want.
Relax in your room and be taken care of.
Consume masterly made cuisine,
Beautifully sung live performances,
Attractive escorts,
And lovely spas, pools, salons, game rooms
With whatever else you crave.
There's no such thing as "no" or "unable to provide" here.
You have my word, you don't need to leave.
I swear all that there is, is here for you.
Thanks to I, Pride with a y.
